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2.
Basically the worst situation that could come about when you're not even expecting it.
"Awe man, I got the old bavarian papsmear the other day."
-Flunking a test
-flunking life
by klondike bar April 25, 2006
 
1.
Failing utterly at everything you do, touch and think.
-Failing life
-Crack Whores
-Kalil DePeiza
Erik: Dude, your just a bavarian papsmear.
Kalil: What?
Erik: You fail so utterly at life, your lower than crack whores used by G unit.
Kalil: FUCK!
Erik: You are the new definition of a bavarian papsmear
by The Bausage November 09, 2007