Basically the worst situation that could come about when you're not even expecting it.
"Awe man, I got the old bavarian papsmear the other day."
-Flunking a test
Failing utterly at everything you do, touch and think.
Erik: Dude, your just a bavarian papsmear.
Erik: You fail so utterly at life, your lower than crack whores used by G unit.
Erik: You are the new definition of a bavarian papsmear