battleship

A big boat that has giant guns to blow apart other boats.

The Yamato was the biggest battleship ever.

by a random person in NY July 11, 2008

battleship

The great act of peeing on the floaters in your crapper.

"What took you so long in there?" battleship
"I crapped a little and then played battleship"
"Any luck?"
"I sunk my aircraft carrier!"

by sturdiboy March 6, 2008

battleship

When two people use laptops across from each other at a small table.

Kathleen and I are going to the coffee shop to play some battleship.

by itsdrewmiller October 27, 2007

Battleships

When two or more person's are located in the same area and are communicating back and forth online through lap top computers (appearing like the game BattleShip).

When you post something on someone's news-feed (etc.) that would be an example of sinking their ship.

Also if you overload a person with notifications you have just "sank their ship".

The cause of this action will lead to LOLing, or LOL circles with your Battleship members.

"Damn it Kelly, you're Sinking my Battleships."

OR

"Dude when we get home you wanna Sink Battleships?!"

OR

"Let's all just sink Elliot's Battleships when we get home."

by AverageDyke October 19, 2011

battleship

AS a verb, battleshipping refers to hooking up with all of the members of a particular entity. That can be as few as two for a dorm room or 500 for an entire dorm with everything in between. Generally used to refer to a house or apartment but any situation where all people involved are connected (does not have to apply to the battleshipper) is acceptable. Can either be seen as an accomplishment (generally for a male battleshipper) or as a warning to avoid (generally for a female battleshipper). Once the last member of the battleship has been "destroyed" the battleship is deemed sunk.

See that house over there? I totally battleshipped it last year. Those girls are complete sluts, one even let my buddy and I eifel tower her while her roomate took a picture!

Dude, stay away from that girl, she battleshipped my buddy's apartment last year.

Guy "So far i've banged Lindsey, gotten a blowjob from Rebecca, and tea bagged Jennifer."

Friend "Don't they all live together with Julie?"

Guy "Yeah, once i fuck her in the ass i'll have sunk the battleship"

by Sir Chris August 29, 2006

battleship

(n.) A female who is currently in a relationship and goes out to a venue known primarily for single people where she is simply there to sink your pride, your wallet, and your time.

As the night went on, I found out that cute girl I was talking to was a battleship. Man, I was sunk.

by ThatsRicci August 21, 2007

turkish battleship

When you are trying to play hoi4 without making any domestic equipment.

Guy 1: why is isp playing the Soviet union and using Afghanistan flintlocks?
Guy 2: he's gone full Turkish battleship.

by Mausermania May 17, 2018