Battle Pubes: A term utilized to describe the current grooming status of one's pubic hair. Battle pubes specifically identifies that the pubic region has undergone rigorous grooming in anticipation of sexual activity. This can be closely identified with a soldier that dawns camouflage paint prior to battle.
Man 1 "Man, I have a date with that hot girl tonight!"
Man 2 "Good luck man, I hope you tap that ass! Make sure you have your battle pubes ready to go."
Girl 1 "This guy ate my box last night, thankfully I was ready for battle and was rockin' my battle pubes."
Man 2 "Good luck man, I hope you tap that ass! Make sure you have your battle pubes ready to go."
Girl 1 "This guy ate my box last night, thankfully I was ready for battle and was rockin' my battle pubes."
by GF3 October 20, 2010