A 4-elixir card in Clash Royale. This fucking card should be 0 elixir because it sucks so hard unless it’s in 7x elixir. Literally don’t understand how this shit card works. Not to mention when combined with the Elixir Golem it FUCKING STILL SUCKS THATS FREE ELIXIR FOR ME! Anyways if you like the battle healer you are probably either autistic or you’re a simp for “Battle Healer rule 34”. Also its in Clash of Clans too and it always heals a fucking tree and not my troops.
Scenario 1
Guy 1: What’s your favorite card in Clash Royale?”
Guy 2: “The Battle Healer because she’s hot”
Guy 1: “Could tell by how stupid you look.”
Scenario 2
*Guy places Battle Healer to heal his other troops
Battle Healer: I’mma heal this fucking tree”
Guy: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK BRO
Guy 1: What’s your favorite card in Clash Royale?”
Guy 2: “The Battle Healer because she’s hot”
Guy 1: “Could tell by how stupid you look.”
Scenario 2
*Guy places Battle Healer to heal his other troops
Battle Healer: I’mma heal this fucking tree”
Guy: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK BRO
by Akaudi7 July 1, 2021