Baton Rouge Backhand

The act of shitting on the back of your hand and slapping someone across the face.

Bro 1: My girl has been cheating on me with some hockey player. Bro 2: don’t sweat it dude, he’s got a Baton Rouge backhand headed his way.

by Frunkle December 4, 2020

Dirty Baton

A persons penis after having Raw Anal intercourse and getting poop on it.

"Shut up or ill slap you with my dirty baton"
"Me and the girlfriend had anal last night but i ended up with a dirty baton"

by AddyEV March 3, 2022

Fromage Baton

If a joint is rolled and cheese weed is used i.e. Blue Cheese, Mango Cheese etc. it becomes a 'Fromage Baton'

Where the Fuck is my Fromage baton
Pass (le) Fromage Baton
I feel like shit... Need a Fromage baton

by Mr Tie March 19, 2011

Parade Baton

A public erection or semi erection sported by a man that parades around the beach in his speedo swim trunks. These may also be observed on nudist beaches minus the trunks.

Jeeze check out the drum major over there he almost poked me in the eye with his parade baton.

by Steev3d October 2, 2014

Baton Rouge Hoedown

Where three homeless men share a single pair of socks and shoes in a subway restaurant.

I couldn't order my sandwich at subway because there was a Baton Rouge Hoedown in progress.

by cleves August 4, 2023

Baton change

The act of a fisting partner retrieving a solid log of shit from another’s asshole and running with it

‘Barry hasn’t shit in a week in preparation for David giving him a baton change’

by Batonchanger February 10, 2019

baton down

When a police officer drops his donut and you go to pick it up, but then he beats you while you're vulnerable because you're not white.

Officer Smith was enjoying his donut until he dropped it. Deshawn went to help the officer but Officer Smith was having none of that so he baton down Tyquan.

by k33pITr3@l June 2, 2018