1. A guy who thinks he's down with it and got it going on but really doesn't at all.

2. A guy with a general lack of imagination when it comes to romantic endeavors.
Yeah, saw Dave the other day wearing those aviators. Really doesn't have the face to pull it off, what a basic bloke.

He apologized and hugged me, such a basic bloke.
by FrenchMerc May 9, 2015
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