by Leilyn Is Mine May 27, 2017
The symptoms of basic bitch as defined by the American Medical Association
One who exhibits basic bitch has acquired these characteristics from association with a group of bitches. Also known as transference bitch characteristics.
Often these bitches are predatory opportunists. Sucking men dry of money, possessions, humor, and emotions.
There is no cure for basic bitch. A good regular ass banging is highly recommended and encouraged as a means of alleviating the height of basic bitchness.
See also basic bitch syndrome.
One who exhibits basic bitch has acquired these characteristics from association with a group of bitches. Also known as transference bitch characteristics.
Often these bitches are predatory opportunists. Sucking men dry of money, possessions, humor, and emotions.
There is no cure for basic bitch. A good regular ass banging is highly recommended and encouraged as a means of alleviating the height of basic bitchness.
See also basic bitch syndrome.
Dr: “we have the results. As I diagnosed. You have basic bitch and your husband has contracted this from you”
Husband: “what can I do?”
Dr: “ass bang her at least 3-5 times per week. More often if that seems to help”
Bitch: “but I can’t take any Dick in my ass that is over the size of a dime”
Dr: “whatever. It won’t kill you to take a high hard one. Your bitchness levels, you won’t feel much.”
Husband: “what can I do?”
Dr: “ass bang her at least 3-5 times per week. More often if that seems to help”
Bitch: “but I can’t take any Dick in my ass that is over the size of a dime”
Dr: “whatever. It won’t kill you to take a high hard one. Your bitchness levels, you won’t feel much.”
by T_rump_supporter May 19, 2018
Natasha: OMG! You BITCH! I know YOU put Mentos in my coke!
You: Prove it,
Natasha: Ugh! You fucking ----*You leave with your stelletos swagging* Wudda Basic Bitch
You: Prove it,
Natasha: Ugh! You fucking ----*You leave with your stelletos swagging* Wudda Basic Bitch
by BasicByotch December 15, 2015
A 2/10 in looks, trying so hard to be "different" or "original" that they just come off even more boring than all other basic bitch mainstreamers.
Eg.
"Eiw Sunshine is so lame I just want to stomp around in my £6.99 boots"
She has no job and tries desperately to make her dull life seem interesting by photographing mundane activities or cheap shit she bought with her husbands money. She's so basic even her hobbies are dull.
Eg.
"Eiw Sunshine is so lame I just want to stomp around in my £6.99 boots"
She has no job and tries desperately to make her dull life seem interesting by photographing mundane activities or cheap shit she bought with her husbands money. She's so basic even her hobbies are dull.
by Millydaydream September 23, 2014
Me
by Kaitlyn_is_Basic December 27, 2017
"Francis is a basic bitch."
by jzabrams October 3, 2014