Top Definition
A condition which requires the writing or reciting of haiku poetry in order for someone to reach orgasm. Named after Matsuo Bashō, a Japanese haiku poet, Bashophiliacs are unable to achieve orgasm without the aid of haiku(s).
Person A: What's taking you so long?!

Person B: Don't you know I have Bashophilia?

Person A: Oh right! I forgot!

When I touch your cock,
My erection palpatates.
I orgasm loads.

Person B: Oh FUCK. Here it comes.
#paraphilia #fetish #bizarre sexual practice #fetishologist #philias
by wyattsmom June 02, 2010
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