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first base-making out
second base-gettin felt up third base-giving head,hand job,etc home run-sex We got to third base yesterday.
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baseball as a sexual metaphor
Going up to bat: Attempting Bullpen: Foreplay 1st base: French kissing 2nd base: Above the waist 3rd base: Below the waist Home Run: Sex Grand Slam: Four times in twelve hours Foul Ball: Ass sex Strike out: Not getting it up Line Drive: One night stand 10 Run Rule: Finishing on your own Pop fly: Stealing virginity Bunt: Pre-mature ejaculation Gapper: Easy lay Bases loaded: Threesome Third base coach: The person who's filmming Stealing bases: Rape (rape is bad) Double/Triple play: Multiple Orgasms Cup: condom Steroids: Birth control Error: No Orgasm Broken Bat: Broken dick Extra Innings: Four times in a row Bench Warmer: Peeping Tom Bat boy: Fluffer Field: Heartshaped bed Dugout: Back seat of a car Bases: Self-Explainitory
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the fours Fs
1. French 2. Feel 3. Finger 4. Fuck Last night, my boyfriend and I went to 3rd, we were so close to taking all four!
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Theirs many verisons but all together they usually come to be the same at one point.
First Base- Frenching Second Base- Feeling Third Base- Oral sex, Fingering, Giving Head, Hand Job,...Etc... Home Run- Sex "Last Night me and my boyfriend went to third base and almost to a home run!!"
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Stuff that's fun :D
First Base is kissing with tongues, French Second Base is groping, Feel Third Base is giving/receiving oral sex/handjob, Finger Home Plate is the fully monty, Fuck So remember... French, Feel, Finger, Fuck In the computer lab with Brandon wqe skipped first base but headed straight to second base, even with teachers around! He was worried we were going to get caught, but i thought the risk made it ten times more fun ;)
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Baseball terms used as sexual metaphors. Most commonly referring to the bases.
1st base= Kissing, french kissing 2nd base= Groping, feeling, fingering 3rd base= Oral sex, 69, handjob, pretty much anything but all-out sex Home run= Full-on sex, penetration Many people have different variations for first, second, and third base. Person 1: Yo, last night I got to 2nd base with your girlfriend!
Person 2: Well I hit a home run with your mom! Kid: Dad, tell me about the bases! Dad: Son... stfu |
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The things a runner must touch in order to get a home run in baseball. Quite frankly, I'm surprised that you don't know this. "Baseball" is America's favorite pastime ;). David Freese: Man, I got to third base last night! I was so close to a home run!
Chris Carpenter: Aw man! That must suck! What went wrong?! Freese: I wanted to go to all the bases, but my body just gave out on me! |
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