1) To not be able to drink an acceptable amount relative to one's body weight; to drink oneself stupid.

2) To have a hot, sexual promiscuous sister.
1)Sam can't go out after pre-gaming tonight, he's a total Barsamian.

2) I'm only friends with Sam because he's a Barsamian and his sister wants me.
by DNasty December 31, 2008
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