to own someone. To be cool, or to do something, awesome. When baroned, you might often be skeeted on, owned, or mooned. Reference to the sav Baron Davis of the Golden State Warriors. Also a loud meaningless remark.
Props to gabe/thunder.
Dude, i just Baroned on you!
I just got Baroned on.

BARRROOOONNN!!
by Penguinder March 2, 2008
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A metaphorical erection arising from excessive bromanship. Bromanship occurs because the bond between two bro's is stronger than the bond between a chick and a bro. Because on average men are stronger than women, duh.
Damn,Cam just gave me a massive baroner after he sent Spuza back to the kitchen to make his friends a sandwich.
by what what in the BUTtT March 7, 2011
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A certain high caliber of man. Person of high quality and prestige. Certified 'dude' status.
Ex1: "Mikey? Yeah dude, he's a total barone."

Ex2: "It was easy to pickup at the loser party... not a barone in sight."
by tonymc November 9, 2011
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When someone with a high level of ego , and has no common sense at anything he/she said , just wanna reply you without thinking and make you wrong. It can be your boss or someone higher level than you in work or your adviser in school.
Guy just arrived at work on time and saw his boss , The guy said "Good morning"

Boss: why you are late ?

Guy : I'm not !! it 7;55 !!

Boss: well sometimes you need to come before time.

Guy: Shuuuuut up you are such a Barone!!

Boss: You're fired!!!
by skyraider April 22, 2010
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Sexy, handsome, strong and funny. When in a 50 mile radius of a person name baron, your pussy gets extremely wet.
Girl: Why am I wet?
Girl 2: probably a Baron nearby
by Baron The Great September 13, 2020
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As Soft as Possible. like Pillows, cotton, and so forth.
Dude did you see those memory foam mattresses at sleep country canada?, they're so "Barone!"
by The Almond Bandit November 12, 2009
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