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Baristud 

1) The slightly more masculine version of a barista, who measures self-worth by their ability to pour latte art. Runs on pure coffee, it is very dangerous to remove a Baristud from his caffeine. This term came into popularity after the scandal with Taylor the Latte Boy.

2) A person characterized by strong impulses to roast coffee beans and talk about their deep feelings with strangers.
Tooti: My favorite barista wasn't there today!
Fruiti: Did you talk to the new one?
Tooti: he's totally a baristud. He asked me how the foam heart on my coffee made me feel
Baristud by dancingjellydoughnuts January 14, 2011
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baristud 

A barista who could double as your costar in your wet dreams. Someone who looks fine as hell making you that latte, but would look even better pouring milk with less clothes on.
That guy is a total baristud - he can remove everything but that apron and a cup of joe for me!
baristud by jeneticdrift January 9, 2019
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A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
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Stink lines

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"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
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schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
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eye bleach 

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*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016