Baristed

The art of having one's coffee made for them.

Kazuo had his coffee baristed and liked it.

by Margaret Malala October 30, 2016

Barist-bro

A male who works in a coffee shop. Male equivalent of Barista. They often seem to overcompensate by being overly friendly and acting like they are a personal friend of yours by referring to you as "dude" or "bro."

I went to the coffee shop to try to hit on that hot barista, but there was some barist-bro working instead! I just got cock-blocked by Starbucks!

by ZoSAndrew January 28, 2011

Barist

People who shame barbells for how long they are, how much they can hold, what they can do

Damn man, That guy has been complaining his barbell is only 6 feet long, I think he's kinda barist

by AssSnorkler May 7, 2021

hungarian bariste

A person who masturbates into your coffee when you ask for cream.

I hate my job, so to entertain myself I play Hungarian bariste

by cjsals October 31, 2017