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eve barlow 

Did you hear? Amber left an Eve Barlow on johnnys bed
eve barlow by Overamber May 30, 2022

Matt Barlow 

Matt Barlow is the former Iced Earth lead vocalist. He has the best metal voice known to man, and is probably the main reason why the band kicked so much ass. He left after the events on 9/11 to peruse a career as a law enforcement officer. The fans of Iced Earth were extremely saddened by his departure, but support his decision to do whatever he wants with his life. Iced Earth currently has Tim "Ripper" Owens on vocals. Owens is not quite as good as Barlow was, but is still a solid vocalist.
Set "Did you know that the voice of Jesus sounds very similar to that of Matt Barlow's voice. The only difference is that Jesus's voice isn't as cool."
Matt Barlow by Set Abominae March 15, 2007

Barlow's Law 

A philosophical theory proposed by philosopher Patrick D. Barlow in 2016:
"If you can talk about it, you can joke about it."
For example: women, mongoloids, and everything in-between is okay to joke about unless you choose to ignore them completely... which in that case just makes you a politically correct douche-rocket.
Alex: "You can't say that the UNICEF kids would make great Xylophones after they die of malnutrition."
Ben: "Barlow's Law says otherwise."
Barlow's Law by Dr. Quokka December 3, 2019

Barlowen 

Barlowen, is Mark Owen and Gary Barlow from Take That together romantically. Normally found in a fanfiction on Live Journal or another website.
God, the way Gary smacked Mark's arse in the last concert was proof that Barlowen exists!
Barlowen by XxGaz'sGurlxX February 13, 2009

St ambrose Barlow 

A school in England with a full on pop A vs pop B football league. Filled with um.. people (some orange some not)
Person 1: You following the st ambrose Barlow football league

Person 2: yeah up the pop B
St ambrose Barlow by Moonbob January 18, 2020

Captain Barlow 

Captain Barlow or sometimes dubbed 'Sir Barlow' is the name which is given to lead Singer/Songwriter Gary Barlow of the band Take That.

Sir Barlow, if often given by fans who think that Gary Barlow should be knighted.
Did you see Captain Barlow on the X Factor last night?

-Oooh yeah, he looked so good!
Captain Barlow by cookiemonster94 August 31, 2011