1) Cross-eyed fuck
2) the ability to break something just by looking at it
3) Reason for increased high-school dropout rates
4) The biggest nerd in the history of nerds except without any conceivable level of intelligence
Man 1: "The Internet is down again..."
Man 2: "DAMMIT BARDWELL!!!!"
by Tarrant071 July 19, 2015
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A cross eyed version of Kermit the Frog.

Also anal about technology.

Or claims to be able to fix somethingsomething but either procrastinates about doing it or just flat out breaks it more.
Damn It Bardwell
by AllMightyAmerican July 16, 2015
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