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When a vagina is so tight that it actually grips the ridge of your penis head and you can't pull it out without softening up first. We recommend that the fastest way to soften up is to think about tossing your grandma's salad while she is pinching a turtle head.
My god! Either she has a baracooter, or she's pregnant with baby Hercules and it just grabbed my cock.
by Clark Cunt October 12, 2010