Baracknaphobia
Baracknaphobia by Godofgamers October 16, 2008
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Barackophobia
Similar to arachnophobia or acrophobia, barackophobia is the strong, irrational, overwhelming fear of Barack Obama. Sufferers experience a wide variety of symptoms, such as sweating, jumpiness, trembling, anxiety, shitting their pants, accidentally jizzing their pants without warning, hallucinations, sudden cardiac arrest, depression, insomnia, strokes and not being able to control when or where they fart. Although people disliking Obama is common, it becomes a phobia when one purposefully avoids watching the news out of fear for seeing Obama. There is, sadly, no known cure to barackophobia. Sufferers are often times prescribed medical marijuana, but that does not 'cure' barackophobia. There is still much for my team of advanced researchers and I to discover about this puzzling mental condition. Perhaps, one day, we will cure this terrible condition so sufferers can live a comfortable, normal life again.
"Did you see the video where Barack Obama touched dicks with Mitt Romney, bro?"
"No, I didn't, man. I already told you that I have barackophobia."
"No, I didn't, man. I already told you that I have barackophobia."
Barackophobia by McFloppycock July 11, 2015
Baracknophobia
Hilary Clinton Supporter: "Barack Obama has no experience!"
Psychiatrist: "I'm afraid you have a mild case of Baracknophobia..."
Psychiatrist: "I'm afraid you have a mild case of Baracknophobia..."
Baracknophobia by Jessica Poolt January 12, 2009
Baracknophobia
The irrational fear of hope. Refers to Barack Obama. Usually refers not to policy differences with Barack Obama but to believing unproven Internet rumors (that he's a Muslim, that he wants to enslave white people, etc.).
Baracknophobia by JohnJF June 20, 2008
Baracknophobia
The irrational fear of hope; the irrational fear that behind the mild-mannered facade, Barack Obama is intent on enslaving the white race.
The sickness manifests itself mostly through rumor, often in the form of the only E-mail your grandmother has ever been able to successfully forward.
The sickness manifests itself mostly through rumor, often in the form of the only E-mail your grandmother has ever been able to successfully forward.
Barack Obama has lady parts! NO. Baracknophobia.
Baracknophobia by jbaunach June 17, 2008