Baptize

To lick a blunt to make sure the paper wont become loose.

You should baptize that before you light it up.

by Phia May 13, 2005

Baptize

To kill someone, humiliate someone, or to engage in sexual intercourse.

I just baptized that bisha!

Did you baptize that Jew?
Yeah, he's dead.

by Hairy piper January 20, 2009

Baptized

When a basketball player completely slam dunks the ball over another basket ball player. The player who got dunked on is considered to have been "baptized" by the dunker.

Dan: I don't think anyone in the NBA can dunk over Dwight Howard

Ben: Yea....except for Kobe Bryant

Dan: Oh yea....Kobe Baptized that mother fucker

by Dimitrios G April 2, 2009

baptized

slang football term for getting hit real hard

originated by ESPN personality Stuart Scott

OMG, Brian Moorman just got baptized by Sean Taylor

by SLAWSSEWEE February 13, 2007

BAPTIZED

When a man recieves oral sex.

Man that bitched baptized me last night

by Bigg Maine May 17, 2006

baptizing

the method of wetting a joint with you lips so it would burn slower.

"yo, let's smoke a joint"
"baptize it thirst man"
"aite"

by unowned August 12, 2005

baptized

Diluted with water or some other worthless, inert substance. Primarily applies to liquor or other drugs.

I see that this Whisky has been baptized, and that well!

by Bob Prochko September 28, 2005