A wealthy functionaire in West
Africa, specifically Benin, who drinks petite Guinnesses, whilst
talking loudly on a cellular
phone - which is usually on speaker - and has exceptionally good nocturnal vision. This individual usually is adverse to water.
I was walking down the
road when Spenny, the local bouffcat, was speaking exceptionally loudly on his
phone as he sipped on that sweet, sweet Nigerian
Guinness.