A wealthy functionaire in West
Africa, specifically Benin, who drinks petite Guinnesses, whilst
talking loudly on a cellular phone - which is usually on speaker - and has exceptionally good nocturnal vision. This individual usually is adverse to
water.
I was walking down the road when Spenny, the
local bouffcat, was speaking exceptionally loudly on his phone as he sipped on that
sweet,
sweet Nigerian Guinness.