🅱️itch 🅰️ss ni🅱️🅱️a. This ni🅱️🅱️a is a hoe but only for big papi. He’ll bend over anytime requested and is even willing to give lap dances if requested in Spanish.
That hoe is being a real bante
by 🅱️ig Papi November 22, 2019
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Generally a gay man's acronym which simply stands for Broke And No Trade. In other words a gay man with no money and a small penis.
After visiting a man's home and having a romp you realize that the person doesn't have a nice house and car, no visible signs of success/money and nothing impressive between the legs. Next time you see him with when you're with your friends you mention "I hung with him the other night and found out he was BANT, so stay away!"
by FTLTrade December 25, 2007
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Like pants but bants. Sorta pronounced like "bunts" These are pants but only refered to in a way so that they seem groovier when you talk about them. It removes the formality of the object to rename the term.
Why don't you take off those bants and see what they look like lying on the floor.
by Big Daddy 1079 December 5, 2006
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Short for #banter. A term used when the statement just said was in fact not funny at all.
by Lenildredsbiggestfan December 5, 2014
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A phrase used ironically, it has no real meaning and originates from the North of England. The phrase can be often found with a hand sign where you connect your thumb to your first finger and hold your hand up close to somebody's face. It is also possible to roll ones eyes into their head and fling your jaw from side to side as if one is "gurning".
"How was that biology exam?" - Person 1
"Absolute spin bants! Pure piss mate, piss on chips!" - Person 2
by Yarker_ June 15, 2017
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A term used to justify mundane behaviour from certain individuals on Snapchat. For example a person will claim to be having vast amounts of fun while residing on a stationary bus.

Spoken commonly in the South Eastern part of the Republic of Ireland.
Blanche : Gilly Bants XOXO
by OsborneIRL November 19, 2013
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When something is so banterous it should be made illegal, or should require laws to be put in place to contain such high level Banter
alex "i genuinely cant believe that its possible for one man to get so many apology letters on fifa"
db "mate i'd say thats beyond standard banterous levels, thats absolute criminal bants "
by Douchez June 20, 2011
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