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banoffee pie 

When a warm banana is inserted into the vagina while the anus is sodomized. The banana skin is concurrently used to flail the buttocks of the recipient.
Leslie: "That banoffee pie you gave me last week was scrumtious"

Andy: "Thank you, you should try my cream pies sometime"
banoffee pie by senor chisel November 26, 2011
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Banoffee Pie 

The act of defacating in someone's vagina.
Alex went round to Joe's house for some banoffee pie. Turns out, it wasn't what she thought it was.
Banoffee Pie by Stammeijer May 19, 2010
Banonees could be a nickname for Hannah, or Bananas. Banonees is the person that laughs at all of your jokes even when they are not funny. Banonees will support you through your lol phase. She makes the weirdest faces.
Banonees is actually the best
Banonees by Notraine December 13, 2022

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026