When a warm banana is inserted into the vagina while the anus is sodomized. The banana skin is concurrently used to flail the buttocks of the recipient.
Leslie: "That banoffee pie you gave me last week was scrumtious"
Andy: "Thank you, you should try my cream pies sometime"
Banonees could be a nickname for Hannah, or Bananas. Banonees is the person that laughs at all of your jokes even when they are not funny. Banonees will support you through your lol phase. She makes the weirdest faces.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'