Bannister

Bannister is a cool last name it means

you have a big pp and your dad owns a dealership and they play alot of hockey and throw there sticks when the let in a goal from the far blue line
Bannister is cool
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Bannister

To attain maximum personal gain with minimum input.
Guy 1: How did you manage to get a hold of a 50ft yacht for 6 weeks?
Guy 2: The owner is travelling and needed it worked on while he way away. I agreed to do it if I could use the yacht for the time he was away.
Guy 1: Bannistered it!
by lloydmof March 05, 2013
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Bannister

City of London (UK) slang for a lunch accompanied by 4 pints of beer. Named after Sir Roger Bannister who was the first recorded person to run a mile under 4 minutes.
Do I go for the cheese board or instead make this a Bannister?
by Highgit May 13, 2021
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Bannistered

When soemone talks to you about absolutely useless stuff that you have no interest in whatsoever and you ignore. Then youve been bannistered
Person 1:"silent"
Person 2:Well you see mario is actually a racial stereotype of blah blah blah italian blah blah pizza blah blah pipe woo luigi blah lol.
Person 1:"facepalms self"
Person 3:Dude you just got bannistered..
by Chode55 March 30, 2009
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Bannistered

The result of a person, who adds whiskey to every and any alcoholic drink.
He was totally bannistered after his final stout with whiskey.
by MrsOCGozo April 07, 2023
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Bannistering

To be denied or otherwise fail in attracting females or not satisfy a female
Chris tried him best charm and exhausted his wit but ended up bannistering and being denied his chance at love
by Johnny Slapshot May 31, 2019
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bannister

v. To blow something up, or destroy something, like the recently demolished Bannister Mall in South Kansas City, MO.
"They should Bannister the shit out of Metcalf South Mall!" or "If she looks at me like that again, I'm going to bannister her punk ass."
by JKSPROUT February 24, 2009
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