Terry a blonde dumbass child who thinks its funny to mess around with girls emotions. A wanker for saying that they love them on what is supposed to be a loving day eg: valentines day. Somebody who thinks there a player but really is begging for it he's a wanna be and self-centered immature child don't go for a terry you will regret this.
Terry bannister: im breaking up with you.
1 min after girl goes to her friend
Girl: worst mistake of my life terry bannister is.
1 min after girl goes to her friend
Girl: worst mistake of my life terry bannister is.
by ilklik February 14, 2014
A test to prove if the stories about oriental women being "cut the wrong way" down below is true.
An oriental woman is enticed to remove her panties and slide down a bannister, whilst an indepentant witness listens out for the tell tale 'flubberlubberlubberlubber' noise made by friction rubbing against the oriental woman's sideways cut pussy.
Any non-oriental woman performing the same test will result in a smooth, friction free and silent ride to the bottom of the stairs.
An oriental woman is enticed to remove her panties and slide down a bannister, whilst an indepentant witness listens out for the tell tale 'flubberlubberlubberlubber' noise made by friction rubbing against the oriental woman's sideways cut pussy.
Any non-oriental woman performing the same test will result in a smooth, friction free and silent ride to the bottom of the stairs.
Oli: "Jenny, would you mind performing the bannister test? I want to know if the stories are true..."
Jenny: "Sure thing"
Jenny removes her pants, hops on the bannister and starts to slide... 'flubberlubberlubberlubber'
Oli: "I knew it!"
Jenny: "Sure thing"
Jenny removes her pants, hops on the bannister and starts to slide... 'flubberlubberlubberlubber'
Oli: "I knew it!"
by Johnny Smartypants July 31, 2008
Gay roommates Carl & Tim were sitting around watching the news, learning that Jarvanka wasn't totally truthful about their 1/6 testimony. Carl turned to Tim and said, "that Jared Kushner needs to be bent over a bannister and plowed by a BBC." Tim agreed, saying "Bannister Boy. absolutely"
by Uncle Joosie June 22, 2022
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When somebody tries to tell the same story to somebody who has heard it multiple times already to the point they could tell it themselves.
Guy1 - "it reminds me of this one time at the lake I got so drunk that I...."
Guy2 - "that you lost your money and hitchhike all the way home, I know, Bannister story bro, you tell me this story every time we have a beer!"
Guy2 - "that you lost your money and hitchhike all the way home, I know, Bannister story bro, you tell me this story every time we have a beer!"
by Iggyhaxor November 6, 2017