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make a bank deposit 

Another way to say that you have to poop. Similar to “dropping off the kids at the pool.”
Person 1: Aw man nature is calling and I need to go make a bank deposit bad.

Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box 

Where the most sexually rewarding, explicit, fulfilling, and indulging sexual encounters and or memories are retained in the mind for the most anticipated and pleasurable masturbation sessions.
example1:

Tom: hey bro, remember when you and i ran the train on that Holly Lolly girl from the Sunset Tan show?

Jon: yeah man, i have that shizzle stored in my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box

example2:

Matt: hey bud, did you end up hooking up with that horny, drunk blonde chick that was all over you last night?

Steve: Nahh dawgg, before we left to my place she passed out in the bathroom, i had to bring out old memories from my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box that night as a pathetic attempt to even come close to the amount of pleasure that i was so close to getting...

Deposit Bank 

A single mom who's smokin' hot. She has a lot of kids and baby daddy's because she doesn't use the morning after pill.
Muhammad: Man, fanny is the shit... I get to bang and she doesn't make me use a condom.
Dan: Shit, bro. I want me a deposit bank like her... feel those sensations.

making a deposit at the international bank of poo 

I'll be making a deposit at the international bank of poo later this evening.

making a deposit in the porcelain bank 

i'm making a deposit in the porcelain bank

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026