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Bangernomics 

The art of buying cheapest car/vehicle so that is does not lose value, and waste money.

Whats the point of buying the latest fastest car, if it is worth half that after afew months?
Choosing an old escort from your local garage rather than getting the lattest bmw

"Dude, Great bangernomics there"
"Thanks, I've mastered the art"
*Drives off in a clapped out volvo estate*
Bangernomics by BangerNomics.com September 7, 2005
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Burgernomics 

The study of obtaining and procuring sustenance for ones survival through food, shelter and spendventory
Andy: "Hey Aaron, I've got the meat pack and a 2 for 1 pizza coupon. Ill be home in 10 minutes with a new glass barbeque"

Aaron says: "BRO; you got some dopeass Burgernomics!! Ill wake up the Spentos"
Burgernomics by Professor Spendser October 16, 2008

Bakernomics (adj) 

The economic ideal that you can spend all of your paycheck on high proof alcohol and drink for as long as you can stay conscious or/and all of your problems will be solved.
There's a gentleman at the bar who just spent $700 dollars during a fine display of Bakernomics and projectile vomiting.

ballernomics 

The study of how to be a baller. May include certain phrases, or terms associated with being gang.
Wow, Foxy Proxy is not a baller, he should get a lesson on Ballernomics.
ballernomics by GlynH December 25, 2007

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016