Bandivities

Noun (singular: bandivity)
Bandit activities. Innocent, playful acts of merriment and mischief carried out in an urban landscape, especially at night. Alcohol may or may not be involved.

Bandit 1: Man, we really got rowdy last night.
Bandit 2: Yeah, breakdancing in the subway, singing "Stairway to Heaven" with hobos, climbing trees and shouting at pedestrians... those were some crazy bandivities.
Bandit 1: I didn't do any of that.
Bandit 2: Oh, that was just me?

Bandivities by LekSickOn April 6, 2009

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baptivities

Dangerous activities , or engaging in dangerous activities because it is considered fun or cool.

Did you watch the news last night?
Yeah I saw they where up to some baptivities.

baptivities by anonymous January 19, 2021

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Big Bactivities

Something that only a fat person or big back would do

"Jajuan is doing Big Bactivities, he's eating 2 meals at once"

Big Bactivities by popajohn April 6, 2024

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Big bactivities

A combination of the phrase "big back" and "activities." To engage in events that appear to be eating and indulging in large amounts.

Jill and I were starving so we engaged in big bactivities after working a long shift together.

Big bactivities by Sakurablossom747 June 6, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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