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Made famous by Noel Fielding and Russell Brand on "The Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2007"; a term used to describe pieces of banana set up like toy soldiers in front of a podium or person for protection, possibly with pens or pencils sticking out of them. It is a cross between the words "banana" and "battlements".
"Jimmy, we've been here so long our banana battlements have gone brown." _Noel Fielding

"We can't write with a curly-whirly! The pen's all in the banattlements- all lost in the banattlements!" _Russell Brand


by Jess Paul December 16, 2008

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