Bananalated

adj. A state of being attained after the consumption of an exorbitant amount of alcohol, predisposing the frivolous drunkard to harmless, rambunctious behavior.

Joe was so bananalated after two rounds of Canadian Beer Pong that he tore up shrubbery and created a jungle kitchen.

I have so much work due tomorrow that finishing it is impossible. Instead of making a frustrating attempt, I'm just going to buy some Natty and get bananalated.

Don't mind BBC or his Bert shirt, he always puts it on in preparation for bananalation.

Bananalated by The Hullabahoos October 27, 2010

bananabate 

To masturbate whilst holding a banana peel on your penis.

Jesse, do not bananabate in public.

bananabate by TheSockLord October 31, 2014

bananagate 

The scandal that rocked the League 2 footballing world.

During the 2004/2005 football season, Oxford United FC sacked burly striker Julian Alsop 'with immediate effect' for a 'lewd prank' played on a youth player at the club.

It later emmerged that Alsop had attempted to shove a banana up the rear end of the youth team player with others aiding him. A full scale operation was held at the club with a number of youth team players being suspended for their involvement.

Still little is known about the full extent of the attack with the banana or of its whereabouts, thus resulting in the 'bananagate' scandal.

Alsop later found work with Forest Green Rovers, but was duly banned for the rest of the season by the FA whilst they investidated.

You see the paper? That whole 'bananagat' thing is manic, I tell ya!

bananagate by Oxford Lad June 10, 2005

bananabate 

Bananabating is a form of masturbation that involves, yes, a banana. Take a semi-ripe banana and wrap the banana 2/3 of the way up with duct tape. With the banana still unpeeled, squish around the insides until mushy. Then, cut off the untaped 1/3 and throw away. Lastly, stick the banana in the microwave for approximately 23 seconds, then fuck the shit out of it. Enjoy.

Ever since Jane left me, I've been sick and tired of using my hand. I think I might bananabate tonight instead.

bananabate by Mattyd0826 March 24, 2008

bananaland

When you wake up still drunk from the night before, but you are not yet hungover. It is a small window of time where you can't stop laughing and acting dumb.

After a long night of drinking, I woke up in bananaland.

bananaland by Jamal6645 October 8, 2016

Bananilated 

Hammered beyond comprehension

Hey gurl. I'm BANANILATED.

Bananilated by anephew October 10, 2009

Bananaland at Sea 

When you’re having sex with a female and you pee inside her vagina and then tell her she’s squirting.

Did you see that R Kelly took that girl to Bananaland at Sea

Bananaland at Sea by DirtyPeetie October 5, 2023