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Members of the Onision cult. Typically "Bananas" range from ages 12- 18 but never reach a maturity level past about age 15. They often can be found hating on anything their leader demands as he uses manipulation of the young minds the "Bananas" have. They also have a good talent at ignoring facts that would otherwise help people decide for themselves. the faith they have in their leader is so strong they will ambush anyone who disagrees or challenges him, as well as his wife who is 10 years younger than him. She is the queen of the cult and have about as much say as leader onision. As onision chooses his "Bananas" to be his wife there if often competition between them. often Onision will grow tired of his wife once she reaches about age 20 he then will marry a banana of his choice. Often the young ones who prove themselves worthy are chosen to be the queen of the Bananas. WARNING: Bananas are very vicious and narcissistic, they will defend their leader at all costs even if it means dying. DO NOT approach bananas as they often stalk anyone who gets near, or disagrees with their view.
Onision didn't like my video now the Bananas are after me.

I liked a picture of a burger and now my friend said I should die, she is one of those Bananas

I should get to marry Onision next i'm the best of all the bananas

My friend posted on Tumblr that she thinks its scary Onision married dated a 16 year old now the bananas are stalking her
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Banana, A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death. Most Bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead or in the hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped
Sentence: "Banana 1: Hey, have you heard of Onision ? Banana 2: Oh you mean the next Hitler ? Banana 1: *kills himself*"
by Annie Alien February 13, 2017
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Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death.

Most Bananas, aka Onision subscribers wind up dead in a hospital due to the cancerous effect of his videos. Onision must be stopped.
Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Onision?

Guy 2: Oh you mean the next Hitler?
Guy 1: *kills himself*
banana
by unitatocreator February 13, 2017
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a giant yellow deranged fruit that dresses in pyjamas
and chases teddy bears.

by LINDAR May 29, 2006
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A very sexy yellow-skinned fruit that is sometimes considered rather penile. The banana, in its natural habitat, is known to haunt people, especially those by the name of Mandi. They can show up anywhere, and frequently like to reiterate the fact that yes, they are indeed.. a banana.
by The Fiend March 08, 2004
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Banana, a onision subscriber who watches onision so obsessively watches that they start to peel their skin off while cannibalizing themself to death
Guy 1: Oh a onision video? Let's watch!
Guy 2: Oh yes boiiii
Guy 1 and 2: OH NO WE ARE BANANA
by No Boi February 13, 2017
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A snippet of a cheerleading chant first heard by most in the song, "Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani. It is actually part of an entire cheer that I first heard in the mid 80's. Usually heard from a cheerleading troupe during a game at a school whose school colors contain the color gold or yellow. (Players wear gold or yellow pants or jerseys.) This was considered quite a racy cheer at my high school in 1986... I only heard it used once. Here is the entire cheer ---
(Shouting--)
Go bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Go bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S
You lean to the left,
and you lean to the right,
you peel your banana,
and UNNGGHHH you take a BITE!!!

(by the way, Gwen is a former cheerleader herself, and I'm sure it would be a safe bet that the school she cheered at has yellow as one of its school colors.... )
by Santeria69 June 08, 2007
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