Bambooed

1. To beat someone mercilessly with a stripped bamboo, usually during sex.

Eysha bambooed me relentlessly before she stripped naked and shoved me into bed.

by bz445 January 28, 2012

Bamboo

When a girl takes both the penis and ballsac into her mouth simultaneously

She bamboozeled that guys dick and balls

by blus March 30, 2009

bamboo

rolling paper and or zig zags

Let me get some bamboo to roll this up with.

by George January 18, 2005

bamboo

Bamboo is the same as broccoli in reference to weed but is not a direct slang for weed. This term is used when wanting to reference weed in an indirect, obscure way that only certain people will understand.

"Bamboo = Broccoli" and "Broccoli = Weed", but Bamboo does not equal Weed.

"Hey you been smoking that bamboo?"
"Yeah, this broccoli got me gassed."

by haisthetic December 14, 2016

Bamboo

Bamboo is a grass which grows fastest in the world. It can grow up to 3 feet in 24 hours. But it starts growing after more than a year. The explanation is that it needs strong roots which take long to grow. If it started growing the body of it without a root, it would fall down and never grow upward!

China used bamboo to make many things in their life, it is like bamboo is their heart.

by CHESS BRO October 05, 2020

Bamboo

A politically correct curse word. Modeled after an episode of Man VS Wild in which Bear Grylls attempts to craft a windsurfer out of bamboo. After unsuccessfully attempted to break off pieces of bamboo for a long time, he screams out "AAAARRRRRGGGGG BAAAAMMMMMBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOO!!!" in pure frustration.

Woman, I told you my knight elf was mining! Bamboo!

by PureRawmance December 10, 2010

Bamboo

An Asian's morning wood.

person 1: "He had such a hard on this morning."

person 2: "He's asian right?"

person 1: "Yeah?"

person 2: "So would you call his morning wood a bamboo?"

by HHOT August 24, 2012