(noun: doofus domesticus)
Bam Margera is a 27 year old (as of 2007) is a professional skateboarder, tv personality (as seen on his show on MTV, Viva La Bam), and overall loser.
As far as we know he has:
a) no real job (if it weren't for the sponsors and his parents he'd be living in a box)
b) no college education
c) barely any high school education (he dropped out because his friend literally smeared his crap on school property and got expelled; Bam did not recieve a high school diploma and to take a test to recieve his GED, under his parents' request.
d) no manners
e) no self-sufficiency skills whatsoever
f) the same goes for common sense
g) up until recently he has been living with his parents, his fat uncle, and his deadbeat friends. He will most likely continue living while freeloading off of his new wife, Melissa Rothstein (let's see how long she survives...)
Dear god, save us.
Let's hope this guy wins a darwin award.
When the majority of mankind is feeling down, as if nothing on earth could be less evolved, it watches Bam Margera to make itself feel better.
he turned his whole house into a skate park.
what more can i say?
a.k.a. Brandon C. Margera
1. Pro Skater
2. Founder of the CKY movies
3. Jackass Star
4. Producer, Co-Writer and Editor of "HAGGARD" the Movie
5. Friend Of Ryan Dunn, Raab Himself, Brandon Dicamillo, Rake Yohn, Brother to Jess Margera and Son to April and Phil margera
6. All Round Hottie
check out pics at yahoo groups world_of_bam_margera
"Look at phils Fat Tummy"
Skater who enjoys filming random haggard stuff with his friends Ryan Dunn, Brandon DiCamillo, Rake Yohn, Raab Himself, Art Webb 1986, Hoofbite' and Tony Hawk. He particularly enjoys beating on his parents, Phil and April(Ape).
Bam Margera traded in his Ferrari for a Mercedes S55 AMG.
The Biggest sell-out in the skate boarding industry. Steals ideas and logos from bands. Stars in a scripted show, where he pays his parents to act suprised while he does unnecessary actions. Spokes person for deodorant (with powerstripe). Eats shit, and rides on the name of his brothers band (CKY), and flaunts the logo for HIM.
All the little wiener kids at skateparks who stand at the bottom of ramps, wear pink Bam shirts. I hate that guy. His moles make me want to puke. I hope he cuts his own dick off when he falls on his giant gay belt buckle. I blame him for the fall of skate boarding.
First of all, Bam is not the "best skater on the face of the earth". He's only popular because of Jackass and Viva La Bam. People who this he is "God" are stupid because he's just another skater. HE did not start CKY, and most "skater" girls and posers only like CKY and HIM because Bam listens to it.
Fan Of CKY and HIM because of Bam: man i love CKY and HIM! theyre so awesome!
Real Fan: man u just like them cause of Bam!
F.O.C.A.H. b/c of Bam: NO! I totally listend to them before he was popular!
Real Fa: so where are they from?
F.O.C.A.H. b/c of Bam: PHILLY! (or PA)
REal Fan: europe, idiot.
1. MTV's bitch.
2. Mamma's boy.
3. Decent skater.
What will he do next?
Bam Margera: Whatever the fuck MTV tells me.
Minging ass lover who loves to brag about how much money he has, even though his dumb ass is going to burn through it all within 5 years.
Has a whore social climbing piece of ass named jenrrivell.
Its going to be fun to watch bam margera's life become a train wreck