Bam Margera is a 27 year old (as of 2007) is a professional skateboarder, tv personality (as seen on his show on MTV, Viva La Bam), and overall loser.
As far as we know he has:
a) no real job (if it weren't for the sponsors and his parents he'd be living in a box)
b) no college education
c) barely any high school education (he dropped out because his friend literally smeared his crap on school property and got expelled; Bam did not recieve a high school diploma and to take a test to recieve his GED, under his parents' request.
d) no manners
e) no self-sufficiency skills whatsoever
f) the same goes for common sense
g) up until recently he has been living with his parents, his fat uncle, and his deadbeat friends. He will most likely continue living while freeloading off of his new wife, Melissa Rothstein (let's see how long she survives...)
Dear god, save us.
Let's hope this guy wins a darwin award.
1. Pro Skater
2. Founder of the CKY movies
3. Jackass Star
4. Producer, Co-Writer and Editor of "HAGGARD" the Movie
5. Friend Of Ryan Dunn, Raab Himself, Brandon Dicamillo, Rake Yohn, Brother to Jess Margera and Son to April and Phil margera
6. All Round Hottie
"Look at phils Fat Tummy"
Real Fan: man u just like them cause of Bam!
F.O.C.A.H. b/c of Bam: NO! I totally listend to them before he was popular!
Real Fa: so where are they from?
F.O.C.A.H. b/c of Bam: PHILLY! (or PA)
REal Fan: europe, idiot.
Has a whore social climbing piece of ass named jenrrivell.