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A member of the acclaimed Baltimore moped gang. Often addicted to late night moped rides resulting in the abuse of sushi and Natty Bohs. Sometimes confused as being slow, a Baltard posses the ability to blast, despite the moped being constructed of trash. In par with their macabre appearance, a Baltard will invite you into there “Murderhouse” moped den for a juncture never to be forgotten! ---Did you see that guy just go down on that ped?
- Yeah, looks like Shlippy Lippy of the Baltards.... ---Don't look into his eyes, we don't need any trouble! |
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