Balooka

A man who catches farts in a bottle and sells them on the black market

My great grandfather was a famous balooka

by moesyzlack September 3, 2008

balooka

what you call a guy who is more attractive than the rest of his geek friends, but still can't find a girl because he's too busy playing Dungeons and Dragons

Balooka, how was the fantasy role playing last night?

by femmebott February 4, 2010

Balooka Whale

An expression used to compare a larger than average human to a whale. Most commonly used between siblings and/or close relatives or friends during heated verbal disagreements over who gets the last bag of Doritos.

“I cant believe you’re eating the last bag a Doritos. You’re such a Balooka whale!”

“Omg, Brittany! All you do is eat Doritos all day! You’re a Balooka Whale”

by Messy_Jessie January 14, 2019