The Ballzor is an extremely interesting Dinosaur that has been looked at for many many years. The Ballzor is the brother of the commonly known herbivore Apatosaurus except it has a penis for a head. The Ballzor is famous for being oblivious and clumsy do to the fact he has no eyes. The Ballzor reproduces frequently with its mate know as the Ovariezor who also does not know what is going on. In the Ballzor society many of its kind are killed if it looks like a chode or in recent scientific discoveries what looks like the common asian males penis.
dude did you see that ballzor? it was huge!!

Wow that ballzor sucks it looks like Yao Mings dick!
by speedger August 05, 2009

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Things that go in your mouth. Also known as nuttzors.
Dude, take my ballzors outa yer mouth, I think my mom is coming.
by Rod Stewart October 25, 2007

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A Ballzor is a superior being from the planet of ballzorium. After a disaster that humans cannot even comprehend whiped out the planet, the soul survivor found his way to earth where he currently resides. Since he is the only survivor, he is known simply as Ballzor!(usually spelled with exclamation point) Ballzor is far from human, his prowess in everything exceeds that of 100 humans put together. He Has a much longer life span than that of a human. Despite many impersonators, There is only one Ballzor, TheRealBallzor. He resides in chicago. Just as a warning, Ballzor can be very kind and loving, but cross him and the Fury will rage like no other. A master in the way of the blade, a Ballzor(!) is nothing to mess around with.
Holy shit, Dont Fuckzor with the Ballzor!
by Alien Expert May 26, 2004

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