A: Hey man how’s the head today? You were absolutely ballywagged last night!

B: I know, I had 17 double vodkas! I woke up in bed with my shoes on and nothing else.

A: whats ever happened with you and that guy from the bar the other night?
B: Dont remind me, we ballywagged whilst ballywagged. I had to get the morning after pill!
by Smokeandflames December 28, 2019
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