A classy group of gentlemen who are a crucial determinant in stopping the world from collapsing. Bally boys are superior to there acquainted schools and don’t even have to pay thousands a year.
by Mr seldon November 24, 2021
Being a Bally Boy is a classy ranking only the ritziest of gentlemen recieve. Upon earning such a high rank, your nobility will be rewarded. By your second year of maintaining this rank, you will gain access to the highest of shorts, the lowest of standards and the most exclusive weed markets in the suburbs. The Bally Boys are responsible for keeping the economy from collapsing, and should only be respected by an honorary smack on the bum.
by Gary Theodore June 13, 2023
Bally is the school for eshays and boys whose parents can’t afford to send them to a proper school. All of them have smoked weed by the end of year 8. We don’t know what’s higher, them or their shorts.
It’s full of delusional wannabe sport stars and has an ever growing population of eshays. The yr 8s of 2019 think they’re the shit so don’t cross them. Only 1 out of 30 boys there are actually attractive, unlike the st augs boys who rake in a cracking 26/30.
The bally boys are always trying to get with the Stella girls but end up stuck with Mackellar. With their hiked up shorts and black vans, what Stella girl could resist one of those ugly guys? Face it boys, you have no fucking chance Aim low boys, aim real low.
It’s full of delusional wannabe sport stars and has an ever growing population of eshays. The yr 8s of 2019 think they’re the shit so don’t cross them. Only 1 out of 30 boys there are actually attractive, unlike the st augs boys who rake in a cracking 26/30.
The bally boys are always trying to get with the Stella girls but end up stuck with Mackellar. With their hiked up shorts and black vans, what Stella girl could resist one of those ugly guys? Face it boys, you have no fucking chance Aim low boys, aim real low.
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by Mr seldon November 24, 2021