Top Definition
A ridiculous and delightfully silly saying used to insult those with no purpose, or when you just feel like calling someone a ballween. On top of that, its fun to say.

Don't pay too much attention to the example, ballween is not a word meant to actually hurt anyone's feelings. . . unless they are truly a Ballween.
--Hey, wanna hang out?
--Eh, not really
--why?
--your a Ballween
--what?
--Shut up Ballween
--WTF?
--Listen ballween, shut up.
--*cry*
--Yeah ya homo. . . Ballween
--*cry*
--Aww dont cry. . . Ballween
by Mr.Ballween October 15, 2009

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