Ballsack Ewok

The girl who dates your ex-boyfriend right after you break up. Usually a petite brunette who speaks some fabulous foreign language and spends her free time hand-making organic soaps which she donates to homeless people. Also see: Dat ho.

(At a party)
"Oh look, Johnny's here! Shit... He's with that Ballsack Ewok chick. Let's go."

by QOTB November 4, 2013