balls on me

A phrase used when something shitty happens to you that is unfortunate and undesirable, such as someone else's sweaty ballsack on you.

Assface: *drops hotdog on the ground*
Assface: BALLS ON ME! I dropped my fucking hotdog!

by Bigdaddy15 April 9, 2014

Ball for me

Granting someone permission to lavishly spend your own money on themselves.

Daddy, I need some money.

No worries, girl. Ball for me.

by Aaders June 27, 2018

An expression for men for how cold it is. This is by far the coldest it gets for a man.

Phil : "Dude it's balls inside me cold today."

Rob : "amen."

by TheForkinator December 23, 2008

In the late 60's and early 70's it meant fuck me!!

by ballme February 12, 2014

Asking someone to pass you a ball, generally a basketball. Or sometimes backyard football.

Hey man ball me.
Hey im gonna run a post ball me.

by Brandon R November 16, 2007

Used as a battle cry before a vicious play in a sporting event. Usually a blocked shot in basketball

by J-Dirt December 1, 2009

a combination of "fuck me" and "oh, balls!". Preferably screamed in the middle of a large crowd.

(Falling off of a chair) "BALLS ME!" (laughter erupts)

by Junglebook December 31, 2011