Ballerection

When your balls erect as a result of you doing something crazy, causing you being so nervous that your testicles physically increases.

Bro 1: Hey bro, got this wild ass ballerection today.

Bro 2: No way bro, warrup?

Bro 1: I told Kathleen i want to be more than friends, my balls were as big as watermelons bro.

Bro 2: Sounds like a wild ass ballerection bro, need some ice for that bro?

Bro 1: No thanks bro, i'm good.

Ballerection by ZumaZumarum January 15, 2014

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blerection

When you blush but your dick seems to have a mind of it's own so you also get an erection. Usually very embarrassing and hard to cover up.

When Max saw Jessica wink at him he got a blerection

blerection by hayden432 November 16, 2014

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Ballerection • Ballrection • Baerection • blerection • bluerection

Ballrection

The act of ones testicles shriveling up and getting hard due to the cold climate and weather.

Person 1: Dude, I'm getting a Ballrection
Person 2: Hard, tiny nuts?
Person 1: YEAH BRO!

Ballrection by BobbyBaja December 12, 2009

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bluerection

(noun) When someone has blue balls and an erection simultaneously.

John had a bluerection when Yatta said that he may conduct foreplay on her and stare at her in any manner but may not have sex with her.

bluerection by Resbyall July 18, 2014

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Baerection

The act upon a male strolling or pacing quickly through a field of dead babies, to which upon he shall state down at his penis and realise 90% of all the blood in his body has rushed to his penis.

“Oi Gilbert, I dare you to walk through this field of dead babies and don’t get a Baerection!”

Baerection by Crustybanter994 January 9, 2018

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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