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Ballatant 

A replacement for nearly any condescending word. In most cases it is primarily used as an insult. May also be used as a verb to describe a person's actions as condescending or negative towards another person
Vince: "You should quit being so ballatant."

Trevor: "Yeah, don't ballatate me for failing that test."

Derek: "He was ballatating you like it was his job."

Vince: "Yeah, Nickbro really sucks."

Nick: "I am sorry for throwing unnecessary ballatations your way Trevor."
Ballatant by NDVT May 12, 2010
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Blatant Idiot 

Someone who is much beyond an average idiot, and has quite simply become so stupid it is ridiculous.
A person may be a blatant idiot if they ask stupid questions, or think an apple is an orange.

The Pinnacle of Blatant 

To be in a state of intoxication due from inhaling chemical substances such as marijuana and being completely obvious in public about what you have just done whilst still feeling the effects.
'fuck off we're wasted'
'i wanna go homebase man'
'SHIT! that was like the pinnacle of blatant!'
Very noticeable; used in reference to rude or malicious intent/behavior.
His blatant favoritism didn't win him many firends amongst the other competitors.
Blatant by Diggity Monkeez March 28, 2005

blatantize 

Making something extremely or ridiculously obvious for unknown or stupid reasons.
Why must he blatantize the fact that he is a moron?
blatantize by XA-9 October 11, 2008

Blatant Nazi Plague. (BNP) 

This condition struck the UK in 1982. It is believed that the 'Blatant Nazi Plague' (BNP) was brought on by the prolonged seasons of the 'Nazi Flu' (NF) from the previous years.

Nazi Flu originally came from a strain of an American virus called Kunt Kuntty Kunt. (KKK) (Come from the Cherokee word for CUNT).

Symptoms; The compulsion to wear 'Jack boots', tight jeans or army fatigues with braces, bomber jackets and white T-shirts. (NOT to be confused with Punks)

Full loss of hair.
Sporadic raising of one arm accompanied by racial tourettes.

Violent out bursts also known as a 'Pakibash' or 'Queerbash'.

Unquenchable thirst normally treated with Skol lager, Newcastle Brown or Kestrel Super strength.

The World Health Organisation (WHO) have stated that they have identified a mutation of the (BNP) virus, they have called this mutation 'Erectile Dysfunction Louts'(EDL) WHO found that this mutation is mainly found in white males with male relatives who have suffered with either or a combination of both NF and/or BNP.
Oh dear Raj, the skin headed men approaching us seem to be suffering from 'Blatant Nazi Plague. (BNP)' I do hope we don't catch 'Blatant Nazi Plague. (BNP)' from them!

Ballarat 

Dude, I bet that icypole is as cold as Antarctica.

No way dude its more like as cold as ballarat.
Totally dude!
Ballarat by lindzlea August 16, 2011