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Ballacaust 

When a man is wearing jeans that are way too tight so that they squish his balls like an apple sack and he sits in such a way that they are obvious and 'in your face' annoying.
You're in a meeting with your boss and he has his foot up on the table and his legs all spread so that his squished ball sack is facing right at you. You're being Ballacausted!
Ballacaust by Aneeda October 12, 2011

Bailocaust

Similar to Bailing.......this is the act of ditching on a preagreed event, date, plan etc. Typically of great excitement or importance to one or more parties to whom the bailing is being committed against. Always last minute and leaves ppl with a feeling of disgust/dismay equal to or greater than the holocaust.
AeSop: Hey Sallie.....we still on for tonight? I've been lookin forward to this all week!!!

Sallie: OMG...Meeee Toooo. I'm just gettin ready now. Pick me up in half hour.

...............(half hour later).......................
AeSoP: I'm outside your place. Get out here.

Sallie: O ya about that....I"m not allowed to come anymore. hehehe....Ttyl....

AeSoP: Faaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......I can't believe u bailocausted AGAIN!!!! (goes offs himself)
Bailocaust by lurch18 November 2, 2009

lallacaust 

When something so unbelievably funny makes a large number of people LAL at one individuals misfortune.
*Tony walks to the stage to obtain his diploma*
*Tony shits himself*
Billy - "HEY LOOK, TONY SHAT HIMSELF"
Dean - "What a lallacaust!"
*Audience howls with laughter*
lallacaust by Shackstraw June 15, 2011

Ballicaust

Bette Midler is so hot, I would absolutely perpetrate a ballicaust on that mug.
Ballicaust by Chaosfish April 15, 2021

Ballatastic 

is to be a balla and looking fantastic.
yo i am {ballatastic}
Ballatastic by Tony X. Flores April 29, 2008

Ballocaust 

When 2 men go ass-to-ass and shove their balls into each other's assholes.
The ballocaust? That's when Mosier shoved his balls up my ass, man.
Ballocaust by Superhonky October 3, 2011