BallZapper

A 1" wide 1' diameter rubber band used at work for zapping fellow employees in the balls.

Brad got Kevin with the BallZapper, and he is pissed!

BallZapper by LouDog1786 January 22, 2011

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ballcupper

A man whose life is devoted to the comfort and pleasure of a higher ranking officer. He spends his free time hating on those who have a real job.

Pat Tanner is the brigade commander's ballcupper.

ballcupper by Bitch Rat III October 8, 2008

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BallZapper • ballcupper • Ballpapering

Ballpapering

This is when your smartphone is hijacked (usually by a friend because you were stupid and didn't secure it with a passcode) and a picture of (usually their) genitals is used as the wallpaper, particularly the lock screen.

We are ballpapering johnny's phone with a picture of a big black penis found on google.

Ballpapering by boom_boom October 31, 2014

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Baglapper

An imbecilic and lowdown ignorant fool.

I knew that the guy who sold my girlfriend that lemon at the used car dealer was a lousy baglapper.

Baglapper by IchabodKrunk June 13, 2023

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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