N: A douche bag who, by no drift of conference, goes jogging in the early morning with a hard on, whilst wearing incredibly loose shorts.
Joe: Hey, Tim, did you see Mr. Branson on your way in yesterday?
Tim: Yeah, he jogged to school, didn't he?
Joe: Yup. And guess what?
Tim: Wha- wait, no. No way... I don't need that mental ima-
Joe: Mhm. Total Baljorger. Almost puked.
Tim: Yeah, he jogged to school, didn't he?
Joe: Yup. And guess what?
Tim: Wha- wait, no. No way... I don't need that mental ima-
Joe: Mhm. Total Baljorger. Almost puked.
by Dr. F. Roy. Dean. Schlippe June 24, 2010
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