Baljorger

N: A douche bag who, by no drift of conference, goes jogging in the early morning with a hard on, whilst wearing incredibly loose shorts.

Joe: Hey, Tim, did you see Mr. Branson on your way in yesterday?

Tim: Yeah, he jogged to school, didn't he?

Joe: Yup. And guess what?

Tim: Wha- wait, no. No way... I don't need that mental ima-

Joe: Mhm. Total Baljorger. Almost puked.

Baljorger by Dr. F. Roy. Dean. Schlippe June 24, 2010

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Baljigger

An Aftican-American man who gravitates towards Indian women.

I heard Mark Lowry likes Indian pussy. He’s turning to a baljigger!

Baljigger by Shane Maclaren February 23, 2022

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Bajooger

A word used to sound more offensive than bajookie. Usually used in substitution for the N-Word to keep away from racial offense.

"you stupid Bajooger, Go back to Bajookiestan"

Bajooger by mintefans May 10, 2023

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Bajongers

A blowjob.

I heard the slut downton gave a great bajongers.

Bajongers by TheBestKiller51 August 31, 2025

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jiggaly barjogerly

Boshklay bong bong ziggly bop barjargaly bargaly

what you know about that Boshklay bong bong? What’s u know about that ziggly bop? On jiggaly barjogerly

jiggaly barjogerly by abellafrmdabay July 28, 2023

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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