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When a man fucks a woman and wants to go to the bathroom to shit out a whole entire bus, or something of a similar size. the girl looks back. She sees that you are in pain and asks what is wrong you answer nothing. right when you answer (nothing) you let out a huge fart that can kill a skunk or two. She barfs out and you soon find out that your bathing in vomit and diarrhea. You faint because of the awful smell and the next day when you wake up you find out that the girl is gone and you are tied to a chair and her dad is pointing a shotgun at your face.
I had a a fucked up night, it was a balibo!
Balibo by Jesusrmofo666 May 31, 2009
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jugenmujugenmugokonosurike kaiaiusugesugematsufunfaimatsufunraimatsukurune tokoronisumiyapparikojiyappankoji baibobaibobaiboshuringashuringanugurindai guindainobomboribombonanojoukyuumechousuke 

The actual name of Scar from FMA, and he is the only person who can escape the Death Note.
Scar: My name is Jugenmujugenmugokonosurike kaiaiusugesugematsufunfaimatsufunraimatsukurune tokoronisumiyapparikojiyappankoji baibobaibobaiboshuringashuringanugurindai guindainobomboribombonanojoukyuumechousuke!
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Biliboacă 

Biliboacă is when one takes somebody else's balls into his/her/their mouth and goes ''brrrrrrrwabrr''.
When you want to show appreciation :''Hai să iți dau o biliboacă'' (''Come, let me give you a biliboacă.'')
When you want to make them hate you : ''Nu o să ai biliboaca nici de la dușmanii tăi.''(''You won't get biliboacă from your enemies either.'')
When you try to make a girlfriend/boyfriend/partner : ''Heya, vrei cumva o biliboacă?''(''Heya, do you want a biliboacă?'')

Steve Balboni

He's the guy that gets shit done and can get you in any place just by telling his name.
He usually sends Johnny Hamcheck to do some quests.
Steve Balboni by johnnyhamcheck June 20, 2023

1.someone that talks bullshit.
2.someone that promising things and never get them done.
3.someone that talks too much about doing some actions but never makes them.
(1)Thomas is a balabol, he talks bollocks.
(2)Thomas is a fucking balabol....he promised me a good bottle of vodka for my birthsday,but he didn't kept hes promise.
(3)Thomas often was telling hes friends about how he gonna fight the bullies in the school, but at school he even couldn't look at them...he is an balabol !
balabol by $2A$ October 6, 2006

BaldBoyHalo 

A name variant for BadBoyHalo that is often used by Skeppy and his fans. This has been adopted ever since the joke that BadBoyHalo is an angry bald man, likely developed by Skeppy
BadBoyHalo? You got no hair and you're always mad, it should be BaldBoyHalo or MadBoyHalo
BaldBoyHalo by I.M. Gassy June 14, 2019
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