Bald Pockets

The term Bald Pockets originates from religious people that are balding or heavily bald that means Hot Pockets. They use this term, as the outside is extremely bald or balding like they are. Usually, these people that uses this term are in their late 30s or early 40s that still lives with their mothers.

Man, I woke up this morning, and my mother didn't have my bald pockets ready.

by TNWR August 17, 2018