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Noun. Something offbeat, unconventional or unexpected. Generally considered with positive implications. (Origin: X Files wordfanfic author Livia Balaban)

Verb. To shock or surprise someone with something offbeat, unconventional or unexpected.
"Did you read that William/Tooms slash fic? Balabam!"

"I started to read that story about Skinner and that hot chick, but it turned out she was a Mulder clone. Dude, I totally got Balabammed."
by trAshmAstEr August 20, 2003

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