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Bake Cookies 

the act of smoking marijuana in a secretive realistic way
Hey there Nana, lets bake cookies?
Bake Cookies by RebeccaCepeda September 28, 2008

i don't want to go to school today i want to stay home and bake cookies with you 

from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.
(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".

easy bake sugar cookie 

When you ejaculate on your partner's butt, than get an easy bake lightbulb and hold it up till the semen dries up.You than peal off the cookie than share it with your partner
Yo! last night i got so wasted i ate an easy bake sugar cookie with some hoe