a sly and sure way of executing the "Dutch Oven." Before getting out of bed you let out a fart, containing it under the blankets. you then get out of bed, careful not to let your fart escape. You then turn on the light, your spouses first reaction is to pull the blankets over their head. Easy to execute and never fails!
Jolene and Wade are laying in bed. Wade lets out a gut wrenching fart and sneaks out of bed. hes then walks to the light and turns it on, jolene screams and pulls the blanket over her head. wade is officially an asshole. and jolene had been easy bake dutch ovened.
by SML378 January 6, 2011
A hetero sexual women who carries and delivers a baby for homosexual male friends, or relatives, with out financial compensation.
by the joshbob August 17, 2009
by sammy reefes October 4, 2007
go to a friend's (or enemy's) house, take a shit in their dryer, and turn on high heat. Let that shit cook for as long as the dryer will let it!
by mitdoss July 11, 2008
by PotHeadDegree February 15, 2011
A fusty slut. Fustey being fucking busted (get it?). Her Muffin shop is always open, therefore being easily impregnated. Derivitive of the term "having a bun in the oven"
They usually have no standards.
They usually have no standards.
That bitch is such an easy bake oven, she'll fuck anyone that shows interest.
The man was distraught to find out his wife is an easy bake oven, after the paternity tests.
The man was distraught to find out his wife is an easy bake oven, after the paternity tests.
by Lexi and Nicki July 3, 2006
The process of which one quiffs and then pulls covers over their partner in bed. Similar to the Dutch Oven, but with no flatulence involved. The term "Easy Bake" is a more feminine version of "Dutch" because only women can quiff.
by thejellofactory January 19, 2010