Dumb bitch: "OMG, What's your zodiac sign, I'm a Virgo so I hope you aren't a Capricorn because I.cannot.get along with them!
Based Sir: I'm a bagittarius.
When driving in traffic and the speed limit is 45 and the person in front of you is driving 20 in the fast lane you just want to say "Take your foot off the brake and hit the gas you fucking baggit"